Thursday, November 5, 2009

Great shot on The Great Wall.

Charles Shultz corpse is spinning so fast it fuels the evil soul of Jim Davis.

Welp thats the last of the Halloween stuff for now. Man I play like shit over at the Wildcard but I play much better at the Pioneer House. I think I'm just used to the machine over there and its better maintained and much more consistant. Also first greatshot video of the Great Wall!

Monday, October 19, 2009

Venture Bros season 4 premiere tottally fucked up on the west coast!

Good news! The premeire of The Venture Bros season 4 was tonight! Bad news! I live on the west coast and instead of showing the entire episode it just reran the first 15 minutes twice! At first I thought they were either pulling a Wondershowzen or it would show the same timeframe from someone elses perspective. Nope just a massive fuck up! Someone is definatly getting fired for this. And of course the Adult Swim boards went total ape shit. Apparently the episode wont show up on the Adult Swim website till next week. You can watch the second half on youtube here where it looks like someone recorded it with a camera or something... Watch it quick until youtube pulls it!

Originally this post was supposed to be about the premiere but seeing it chopped up its hard for me to write about than what it was originally intended to be viewed. Also its fun to post about fuck ups.

EDIT: Ok saw it at 4am and they fixed their fuckup. Also contrary to rumors the episode is available on the AS here. Though not as epic as the season 2 premiere it still was pretty good, though I'm kinda getting tired of Sgt Hatred ecspecially now that he seems to have filled the Brock role of the boys bodyguard. Highlights: Fat Brock. Helper attached to the walking eye. Cameos by Bigfoot, Steve Winters and Holy Diver. Hunter Gathers as a triple agent, and apparently not a woman? And Sphinx is back. Ha ha,just caught a commerical on Adult Swim that about the fuck up so they are going to show this episode Monday through Friday at 1230 am.

Thursday, October 15, 2009

Hole in ones 6 thru 9

This is the first time I got a hole in one other than Bonnie Moore, namely Sunny Wood.

Second video is the first time I ever I played on Cumberland, a classic 2005 course that is currently available to play at the Pioneer house. Also featured is the costume you get from the Halloween give away code of this year.

Third hole in one is my first youtube of 2010 and Monument Valley.

Second hole in one in two days!

Hey I just noticed the unintended sexual innuendo of the title. 69. HURR HURR HURR! Also I'm going to start posting the videos in High Details from now on.

Tuesday, August 18, 2009

Card slot on the Golden Tee at The Wildcard fixed.

Went to the Wildcard today to participate in their weekly tuesday Buzztime trivia contest and they have their card slot fixed. Probably because I was there last weekend, (and seeing it still had not been fixed), went to someone working there to talk about it and apparently their vendor guy was in the restauraunt! Still don't know if the dollar bill accepter is replace though... So I take back what I said about vendors not giving a shit about their machine, so far the guilty party is the Wildcard.

Friday, August 14, 2009

Golden Tee at Cashmere fixed, (a lot better).

Here's an excuse to use this picture.

Talked to a couple of guys who hang out their the other day and the vender seemed to fix the track ball a lot and turned the classic courses to 2005. I played a game of Kanagroo trail with them and the trac ball seemed to be working fine. Except it was kinda weird, you couldn't use your GT card or a credit card to pay for the 2005 games. Anyway was first time I tried that year's courses let alone Kangaroo trail. I barely beat them with a -18 woo! So disregard what I said about the Cashmere vender in the previous post, though the Wildcard one is probably sitll broken, dunno havn't been back there since.

Wednesday, August 12, 2009

Quitting Golden Tee for a while...

Vendors around here don't give a fuck if their machines work right...

Fed up with the local machines around here. To be blunt, they suck. The nearest one is at the Wildcard and last Friday some asshole put a coin in the card slot, and the dollar reciever has been broken in forever. They probably won't fix it so fuck 'em. Also the one in The Pioneer House in Cashmere has a messed up trackball. So until they get fixed or I have enough money for my own machine I won't be playing GT for a bit. I spend way too much money to play on fucked up machines.

Thursday, August 6, 2009

Hole in one on hole 13 on Bonnie Moor!

My 5th hole in one!

Used a thumb shot on this one. Got like a -4 on the 18 hole course due to jackasses on the Big Buck hunter Pro right next to me crowding me. Also I got a Mexican Sombrero with this shot. Been getting a lot of hats for my golfer lately, seems to be coming in streaks the clothing type I win lately.

Wednesday, August 5, 2009

Commemorating The Switch

The latest shit storm to hit Golden Tee...

In lieu of all the hubbub surrounding "The Switch" cheat on Golden Tee, I'm temporarily changing my golfer's name to "Rootswitch!"

Tuesday, August 4, 2009

Won $25 in Buzztime Trivia over at the Wildcard!

Buzztime Trivia, making drunks feel stupid for years....

Won $25 gift certificate for the second time over at The Wildcard today. Beat the local players at Showdown on Buzztime Trivia. Barely won and barely got enough people to play to have a gift certificate being given out. Got a free meal out of the deal so I can't complain.

Monday, August 3, 2009

4th hole in one! (with Rootfish)

She's riding in her vaginacopter, Rootfish is going to vag you down!

Oh yeah, it's also my first double eagle with Rootfish!, second double eagle ever.

Thursday, July 16, 2009

Won't be playing Golden Tee for a LONG while...


Messed up my hand pretty good. Hit the corner of the garage as hard as I could. My hand should be broken but it does seem to be pretty swollen at the wrist joint. Long story short, family bullshit. Also not playing Golden Tee for a while because of financial and family drama, until I can be on my own with disposable income. That is all.

Wednesday, July 15, 2009

New all time score on Golden Tee -18

The other night broke my all time record on Golden Tee on Bonnie Moore of -17 to a -18. This may not be a big deal to some of you bangers out there but have been getting so close to beating my score but I always choke. Slowly but surely I'm getting better. I play at least once a day of glory on Bonnie Moore. Why Bonny? Well its the easiest of the 09 courses, and also the course I have the most exprience with. Also its my best chance of getting birdies and eagles so I can earn clothing faster.

Sunday, July 12, 2009

3rd hole in one.

3rd hole in one for Rootfish!

3rd hole in one for my only character on GT now. Got an angry call from Steve Sobe to quit sandbagging with different cards. So probably no money until they unveil their ranking system in Golden Tee 2010, maybe...

Sunday, June 21, 2009

Found out something I didn't know about Golden Tee...

The card of choice for the D2 sandbagger.

Ok so this probably isn't news to a lot of you GT vets, but the other day I was using my Golden Tee cards to play 3 free holes when I figured out you can use your debit/credit card or any card that money can be put on it to get 3 free holes. So pretty much the same cards that can be used for prize games, (Silver strike bowling cards, Gift cards, etc.), can be used to swipe for 3 free holes once on that machine.

Wednesday, June 3, 2009

Wednesday, May 20, 2009

Two Hole in ones in two days!

Slam dunk!

Last time got a hole in one was over a month ago and I got one on Monday and another on Tuesday. Though the 2cnd one didn't give me a great shot code, as it was only 113 yards, though both were on Bonny Moore,(of course).

Saturday, May 2, 2009

Thursday, April 16, 2009

Of users of people, users of drugs.

Most of the shitbags in Wenatchee.

Tired of big fat fucking phonies who pretend they are my friend but just want something from me. People who use me as their emotional punching bag and just want to look big in front of themselves and their friends. People who think they are alpha males but are in fact the opposite, zeta males whose crippling sense of inferiority and insecurity cause them to shit on others. Tired of people who when they either get what they want or I am of no immediate use to them put me back on their shit list. And if your one of those reading this FUCK YOU. I'm a pretty damned nice guy and you used my friendship to wipe your ass with. I put my life on hold these last 4 years to watch my Father who has Alzheimer's because no one else in my family is willing to do it. I have also been battling depression most of my life and finally am on a medication that let me get a grip with it and be able to function in a halfway decent matter. And yet I have had friends in the past who used my docile nature and depressed state to manipulate what they wanted from me. NO MORE. I'm really pissed off right now and it just amazes me how people have no fucking shame.

Tuesday, April 14, 2009

Golden Tee at George, Washington

By the gorge at George.

Last Saturday my quest for Golden Tee knowledge lead me to George,washington. I live in the nearby town of Wenatchee,Washington which is about a 40 mile trip. What lead me there was to visit Cuse1, who I met on the golden tee forums. He was excited to know that someone who was into golden tee was nearby as we live in the boonies. So I traveled over there to the rivershark pub and taught me many things about golden tee.

I've been playing since about August 2008 with around 300 games under my belt, he quoted me that he has played around 19,000. So naturally I was eager to learn. He was a very nice guy and owned the two GT machines in the bar. He also treated me to free games on his dime while he showed me many a lesson. He showed me how to chip with any club, anwhere near the whole. I learned many things such as that roll decreases the balls loft while backspin increases it, as well as there being gameplay differences between the male and female golfer. After about 5 or 6 games it was getting dark and I had to get going. I plan on coming back in about a month to hang out and be blessed with his sage advice. Coming back into town I felt like moses just came down from the mountain. I may be sounding a little melodramatic but I have been getting frustrated with the game lately and been getting bad scores. With this new information my game can only improve from here. Not only did I get some real good advice but I made a friend.

Sunday, April 5, 2009

Hole in one on Bonnie Moore!

Sexecutioner ready to sexecute!

This is my 5th hole in one ever and my second one with Rootfish! I took cuse1 advice to use a 6 iron to chip in this game as well for the first time and made two long chips in that game. That advice was golden, like gold in a mine baby!

Wednesday, April 1, 2009

Friday, March 27, 2009

New all time high score on Golden Tee!

I just played a 2 player game at The Wildcard and not only did I get an all time high score on Bonnie Moore, (-16), but I beat Sorenson, (the only other guy who plays in town), for the first time! I know this may not be a big deal to you pros, but I'm feeling pretty good about it. At least I am slowly but surely getting slightly better.

Wednesday, March 25, 2009

My first double eagle in Golden Tee!

Aqualoco in full clown regalia.

First double eagle I have shot in Golden Tee. Also this is my highest score yet,

Monday, March 16, 2009

Rage against The (Golden Tee) Machine

Typical div II sandbagger. Note the bag of ill gotten gains.

Fuck you division II sandbaggers, seriously I hope you die a slow lingering death of a combination of rectal, prostate and testicular cancer, rotting your insides slowly leaving gaping holes where your genitals used to be. That is all.

Saturday, March 14, 2009

Target Toss Pro: LAWN DARTS raw talk

There should be a mode where you nail people in the head.

Target Toss Pro is an arcade game by the same people who made Golden Tee, only you try to throw bean bags in a hole. Yeah seriously. Which makes this even funnier is that there will be an upgrade where you can play lawn darts and it features raw talk, where you here the characters cuss. Watch the video, wait for the cussing at the end. Talk about bizzare.

I propose that IT makes Golden Tee Frolf for their next aracade game. Of course it would feature nudity, XXX hardcore action and the ability to record your own cussing.

Friday, March 13, 2009

Clothing issue still not fixed in golden tee.

Now only if my girl golfer in Golden Tee looked like this...

There is a post on the official golden tee forums saying that hopefully the issue of getting a piece of clothing every 5 games of live you play has been fixed. Though I played a game tonight and should have recieved a piece of clothign but sadly no.

Thursday, March 12, 2009

Wednesday, March 11, 2009

New changes to Golden Tee.

For some weeks now IT,(Incredible Technologies, the people who make Golden Tee), have stated at the bottom of their Golden Tee website page that they have been having regular times of taking Golden Tee offline in the morning. I never encountered this as I tend to play in the evenings, as well as being in Pacific time while they take it down on central time so by the time my local bar opens its a moot point. Lately they have been giving actual times of when they plan on going down instead of the vague in the mornings. Apparently they have been updating their software and and maintenance.

People have noticed in the golden tee forums that they been moved from division II to division I mysteriously. The wording for skill bracket 1 has been changed on the website to: "Player's LBS is lower than Ten Under Par (-11 and better), or player's BSH contains a significant number of Ten Under Par (-10) scores." This is IT's response to forcibly move the chronic sandbaggers from division II to I to give newbies a chance at the money. I welcome this change that I'm one of those newbies and I may occasionally sandbag 1 or 2 putts to -10, I still struggle to get there and there is no way I can earn money in division 1 with my current skill level.

Another thing I have noticed since last night that if you finish a prize game, and if you play again on the same card you will not be put back in the same contest, you will be put into a new contest even if the first contest is not over. I tested this today by playing 4 prize games on Bonnie Moore on the same card, and yes it did start a new game every time, with me being the only person in the last two games at the time. I too also welcome this change as I don't have to be forced to wait around or more likely go home and play another day to play in a fresh prize game.

Also I just noticed this post on the GT forums. Good I can now start earning clothing again for every 5 games I play.

Tuesday, March 10, 2009

Golden Tee give away code for St. Patick's day!

Celebrate alcoholism in style!

As you can see from the pic above, you get three pieces of clothing. A green beer hat, a green top and bottom. The code for it is 07FEED0317. Enter it at the give away code option and enter it three times to get all the clothing.

Monday, March 9, 2009

My second youtube greatshot video on golden tee. This time with my division II sandbagger Aqualoco on Bonnie Moore yet again.

Saturday, February 28, 2009

Made my first money on Golden Tee!

I got my mind on my money and money on my mind.

The day I thought would never come has finally arrived, I finally won some money on Golden Tee! I was playing with one of my alts, Midnightgolfer, in a division II cash contest. Sure its only 10$ and it cost me 5$ to play in a 18 hole prize play, but still I'm feeling great that it is indeed possible for me to do it and I made IT send me a $10 check to boot lol. I eagled on the bonnie moore hole 18, bringing my score to -11 last night. I got to #1 in the contest, ha take that division II sandbaggers! It seems the only way I will be able to win any money is to be a div II sandbagger myself, oh the irony. Just for shits and giggles I played on my main rootfish in a cash contest for div I and man there is no way I can win currently, I would need to score in the late -20's and with my highest score being -12 I probably wont score that high for YEARS to come.

Lies. Hot women dont play Golden Tee unless its for a photo opportunity.

Sunday, February 15, 2009

Stoned ideas for the final episode of king of the hill.

The Troglodyte that makes this show.

1. Thatherton beats Buck Strickland to death on the steps of a church. Steals all of Buck's money but gets caught and is raped to death in prison, the money is never found. Hank starts his own mom and pop propane business and becomes succesfull eventually.

2. Dale finds John Redcorn having sex with his wife and guns him down. He is found guilty and has to join the Aryan nation gang in prison to survive.

3. Bill steals Ladybird, the carcass is never found.

4. Luanne gets her baby taken away by social services due to thinking Lucky is not a fit parent. Tom Petty shows up and stabs Lucky to death in front of Luanne and the baby. Luanne becomes a stripper and becomes hooked on crystal meth.

5. Bill has sex with Laoma in Khans bed and during some rough sex she has a hearth attack and dies. Khan walks in witnesses this, he enters a catatonic state from which he never recovers. In fact Khan goes into a coma and dies.


I posted the above to the imdb message board on king of the hill and proably will be taken down soon.

Monday, February 9, 2009

City of heroes valentines day event

So I've stopped playing Everquest2 months ago and have reactivated my account to City of heroes. I really haven't played it seriously since I sold off my old account 2005. So this yearly Spring Fling event is new to me, guess they've been doing it since 2006. So anyway its like the winter event, you get the mission at pocket D again and a mythological figure has you fight Snaggletooth, again. You can earn some more badges and costume pieces so that's fine with me.

Even more options to dress your super heroine like a slut

They are also selling an optional "wedding pack" for 10$ which I guess is new. The wedding pack apparently comes with new costumes pieces and emotes you can do, not exactly worth 10$ to me personally. My feelings are that it should be part of the game for free, but eh whatever if it keeps the game alive.

Brown Blanka proposes to Jessica Rabbit.

Saturday, February 7, 2009

Golden tee valentine's day give away code

Golden tee is giving away a code to get clothing for your golden tee golfer. The code is 06BABEBABE, a zero a six and babebabe. You can enter it up to three times per golfer and yes you can enter it all in one game. You get a pair of pants and shirt with hearts all over it and a heart shaped hat that kinda makes your gollfer look like a dick head.

Thursday, February 5, 2009

Hey my EQ2 character profile for rootfish tops the list of yahoo search engine.

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Tuesday, January 20, 2009

New President with that new president smell.

Barack Obama took his presidential inaugeration today and I for once I am feeling hopefull about the future of our country. Sure I didn't vote but I cant help but get swept up in the hopefullness, plus he is on the cover of Spiderman did bush do that hmmmm? Even though were are in the middle of a devastating economic recession, at least he will be better than the last 8 years of villainy under the bush regime.

Also Cheney in a wheelchair is priceless. Probably being wheeled off to visit his father in hell, the devil. To celebrate the inaugeration, Krispy Kreme is giving away abortion doughnuts.

Sunday, January 18, 2009

Movie review: The wicker man (Nicholas Cage version)

The original 1973 The wicker man is an awesome movie. The 2006 version of the film with the same name is a fucking travesty. Someone should force a swarm of bees down Cage's cock. Here is a video with all the unintentional comedy so you don't have to slog through this shitpile to find the comedy gold.

Note: Like everything else on this site I did not make this, nor do I claim I did. Pretty much unless I said I made something I'm just reposting. Anyway without further ado, here is Nicholas Cage punching out a woman in a bearsuit.

Saturday, January 17, 2009

48 hour weekend PC game sale

There is a great deal I just found out about over at go gamer. They have games ranging from $1 to $4 and even though there are some stinkers in the bunch, they actually have some good games on sale. I just ordered Sim city societies, The movies, Shadowrun and Battlestations: midway for $20 after shipping and handling.  Here be the link.