Friday, March 27, 2009

New all time high score on Golden Tee!

I just played a 2 player game at The Wildcard and not only did I get an all time high score on Bonnie Moore, (-16), but I beat Sorenson, (the only other guy who plays in town), for the first time! I know this may not be a big deal to you pros, but I'm feeling pretty good about it. At least I am slowly but surely getting slightly better.

Wednesday, March 25, 2009

My first double eagle in Golden Tee!


Aqualoco in full clown regalia.

First double eagle I have shot in Golden Tee. Also this is my highest score yet,
(-15).

Monday, March 16, 2009

Rage against The (Golden Tee) Machine


Typical div II sandbagger. Note the bag of ill gotten gains.

Fuck you division II sandbaggers, seriously I hope you die a slow lingering death of a combination of rectal, prostate and testicular cancer, rotting your insides slowly leaving gaping holes where your genitals used to be. That is all.

Saturday, March 14, 2009

Target Toss Pro: LAWN DARTS raw talk


There should be a mode where you nail people in the head.

Target Toss Pro is an arcade game by the same people who made Golden Tee, only you try to throw bean bags in a hole. Yeah seriously. Which makes this even funnier is that there will be an upgrade where you can play lawn darts and it features raw talk, where you here the characters cuss. Watch the video, wait for the cussing at the end. Talk about bizzare.

I propose that IT makes Golden Tee Frolf for their next aracade game. Of course it would feature nudity, XXX hardcore action and the ability to record your own cussing.

Friday, March 13, 2009

Clothing issue still not fixed in golden tee.


Now only if my girl golfer in Golden Tee looked like this...

There is a post on the official golden tee forums saying that hopefully the issue of getting a piece of clothing every 5 games of live you play has been fixed. Though I played a game tonight and should have recieved a piece of clothign but sadly no.

Thursday, March 12, 2009

Wednesday, March 11, 2009

New changes to Golden Tee.

For some weeks now IT,(Incredible Technologies, the people who make Golden Tee), have stated at the bottom of their Golden Tee website page that they have been having regular times of taking Golden Tee offline in the morning. I never encountered this as I tend to play in the evenings, as well as being in Pacific time while they take it down on central time so by the time my local bar opens its a moot point. Lately they have been giving actual times of when they plan on going down instead of the vague in the mornings. Apparently they have been updating their software and and maintenance.

People have noticed in the golden tee forums that they been moved from division II to division I mysteriously. The wording for skill bracket 1 has been changed on the website to: "Player's LBS is lower than Ten Under Par (-11 and better), or player's BSH contains a significant number of Ten Under Par (-10) scores." This is IT's response to forcibly move the chronic sandbaggers from division II to I to give newbies a chance at the money. I welcome this change that I'm one of those newbies and I may occasionally sandbag 1 or 2 putts to -10, I still struggle to get there and there is no way I can earn money in division 1 with my current skill level.

Another thing I have noticed since last night that if you finish a prize game, and if you play again on the same card you will not be put back in the same contest, you will be put into a new contest even if the first contest is not over. I tested this today by playing 4 prize games on Bonnie Moore on the same card, and yes it did start a new game every time, with me being the only person in the last two games at the time. I too also welcome this change as I don't have to be forced to wait around or more likely go home and play another day to play in a fresh prize game.

Also I just noticed this post on the GT forums. Good I can now start earning clothing again for every 5 games I play.

Tuesday, March 10, 2009

Golden Tee give away code for St. Patick's day!


Celebrate alcoholism in style!


As you can see from the pic above, you get three pieces of clothing. A green beer hat, a green top and bottom. The code for it is 07FEED0317. Enter it at the give away code option and enter it three times to get all the clothing.

Monday, March 9, 2009

My second youtube greatshot video on golden tee. This time with my division II sandbagger Aqualoco on Bonnie Moore yet again.